Personally, we loved the names of the supposed "villains".
Squirrely Pete aka Twisted sister
Sneaky Joe aka Born yesterday
Freddie Freeloader aka Snitch
For those who may not know the Scientology terminology (say that 10 times real fast :P):
A Squirrel is a person who practices Scientology incorrectly or what a member of the Church would call a person who practices Scientology outside of the official cult.
A Freeloader is a person who was part of Scientology's staff or part of the Sea Org and left without paying back for the courses they took despite the fact that they work long hours sometimes with little to no sleep.
And now for the photogenic moose.