Leaked Flier: Making a Saint Hill Size Org is as Melbourne as Making Coffee

 Well according to our "friends" in Melbourne they are "going Saint Hill Size" a phrase that many people have said was outdated and yet here it is being used in on three fliers that were published only a short time ago. For those who don't know  "going Saint Hill Size" means that the Scientologist in Melbourne expect to get 250 people on staff. However, it is relatively well known that their Ideal Orgs around the world are completely deserted except for a few who haven't left yet. So, can they really get the people they need?

 

 And lets not forget about their last attempt at greatness where they made a horrible attempt at singing (see the full article on this here).

Scientology's Moose On the Loose

Some days ago, we posted Scientology Buffalo and Toronto alliance video where they teamed up to "launch an everlasting strategy" in a "chaotic world" but what you may not know is that Scientology Toronto's Moose is one very busy mammal who has made not only made a previous video (which we will show you) but has also been very photogenic.  So sit back, relax, and grab the popcorn it's time for "Agent James Moose".



 

Personally, we loved the names of the supposed "villains".

Squirrely Pete aka Twisted sister

Sneaky Joe aka Born yesterday

Freddie Freeloader aka Snitch

For those who may not know the Scientology terminology (say that 10 times real fast :P): 

        A Squirrel is a person who practices Scientology incorrectly or what a member of the Church would      call a person who practices Scientology outside of the official cult.

      A Freeloader is a person who was part of Scientology's staff or part of the Sea Org and left without paying back for the courses they took despite the fact that they work long hours sometimes with little to no sleep. 

And now for the photogenic moose.

 

Some other Canadian Leaks